My Mail Purchase Bride!

Anthony is eating Spaghetti-O’s in a restaurant whenever Ian is simply placing them right straight back into the dish rather than consuming them.

Anthony asks why and Ian reacts that he’s lacking one thing, Ian recommends a gf, Anthony will not the 2nd choice, a “fleshlight”. Anthony informs Ian him a back rub, she doesn’t understand English, so Anthony has to put her hands on his shoulders to do it that he needs a Russian Mail Order Bride named Svetlana to give. Anthony informs Ian that their life is pretty much ideal, until Svetlana states to Ian: “Help, bad man, phone police” Ian stares until he says that he should go get one at her for a while. Svetlana then prepares to shoot by herself whenever Anthony informs her it’s the perfect time for his leg waxing.

In the home lan asks Siri if he is able to get a Russian Mail Order bride is a guy, since lan utilized the incorrect kind of “mail” and accidentally utilized “male” alternatively. Vladimir brings over a cooking pot cake but Ian angrily knocks the cake towards the ground. lan informs Anthony to come over straight away because Vladimir is cooking and cleansing things, which will be pissing lan down. Vladimir will be on the ground filing lan’s toenails asking if he likes the “pedofile”

Later on, Anthony comes over with their brand brand brand new Russian Mail Order Bride, they have to challenge him/her up to a Poovy Dipev, which can be Russian for Talent Show. lan tells Vladimir him to a “Poopy Diaper” but Anthony corrects him and says “Poovy Dipev,” prompting Ian to throw the dirty diaper he had aside that he challenges. 继续阅读My Mail Purchase Bride!